... look at this lovely 'do' courtesy of Kew (not the gardens, the clothing retailers). The catalogue, which was stuffed into my November copy of Red magazine, is full of lovely floral dresses, floaty cardis, chunky knits, thick tights and boots. A city idea of what one should wear in the country while wafting around decoratively with a Labrador.
I'm rather taken with this. I'm not sure if it's an unfinished hat or somewhere useful to keep one's knitting. Like my knitting it's rather coming undone too and it's a bit tangly.
Perhaps the poor love decided to have a go at knitting to while away a boring moment, failed, but decided to wear it anyway.
Either way I think it would turn a few heads on the school run. I suggested that idea to my children who supplied a three word reply: "Don't. You. Dare."