I sid on das compootar cadair today. You dere? I sehen you. De mummy she say GED OFF DAS COMPOOTAR CHAIR! I hignore har. Dis is my blog.
I say TIDY ZIS DESK! IST MESS! She say GEDDOWN DOG! I hignore har 'gain. She rool das eyes at mir. Vat I sehen of das blog? You haf problem? You tell Schnauzer. I fix.
Today I hav visdom vor you. Dis visdom is vrom Johan Wolfgang von Goethe. Das not easy nach type mit paws. Vot he? Volf? Goat? Anyways. He sehen: Courage is the commitment to begin without any guarantee of success. He right. I tell dat to de mummy 'bout desk. She sehen: GEDDOFF DAS COMPOOTAR DOG!!! I hignore 'gain.
Das ist the end of dis blog. My favorit ist auf dem TV.
that had me chuckling - for some reason I got Rene Artois and the whole 'Allo, 'Allo cast in my head reading that - your pooch taking the role of Herr Flick!
ReplyDeleteYour desk looks like mine - explosion in a paper factory!
Gorgeous dog though.
btw wv is couch - maybe an instruction to the errant dog?!
That's a dog who needs his own private blog, like the one we have. And a spell checker.
ReplyDeleteFrom the cats - who think their secretary doesn't work hard enough.
You have a wise dog there. I think he was speaking directly to me. Still laughing too.
ReplyDeleteLoved it! & Ivy's comments of FB too. Zoe's also making me laugh :D
ReplyDeleteCKx
Brilliant!
ReplyDeleteI have cats who think blogging is something which is greatly in need of subversive intervention . . .
ReplyDeleteHah! Whoever is in charge of word verification is in the right mood tonight - I have to type in "inglys"!!! Someone dropped the J . . . and possibly an e . . .
:) I got Manuel from Faulty Towers!
ReplyDeleteWe have an elderly lady Schnauzer. She too thinks she's in charge.
Scnauzers have selective deafness!