Then there's the dog in the oven in the kitchen. Most confusing.
Worst of all though is the dog in the wood burning stove (the small one in the dining room). It's there day after day (except when the fire is lit and hot and the puppy is asleep in front of it...) and it's infuriating. He's tried woofing and he's tried a big, hard stare followed by a menacing grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
|It's there again.|
|Can you see it? Look!|
|Bark! Bark! Bark!|